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We got a cat-sitter while we went to sit cats.

Band on the Run and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

If you could speak to animals, what’s the first thing you’d say?

My ok life

Heatwave.

The first novel I ever finished.

Day 4 in London: Anya ice cream shop

Day 2 in London: St Paul’s Cathedral

Day 1 in London: Kew Gardens

In which we are infested

E.T., fleas, and a new bin.

What really is the best thing since sliced bread?

Too hot for titles.

Back in my old bedroom.

Four films and a country concert.

Daisy vs Noodles

A proper writer. (Maybe.)

At what age did you feel most like yourself?

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.

Hot Fuzz, goslings and cowboys

"She's a happy soul, always laughing..."

Top from the first, gun from the second

Cat, snake or coffee maker?

Sheep, swimming, coffee and cake.

In your next life, what are you coming back as?

All About Me May

Go get it, Fox.

How do you write a book?

Noodles and Daisy and Derek

Meats and cheeses always pleases.

If you woke up one morning and found you were the size of a Borrower, how would you spend your day?

Giving up or doubling down?

Oh hi. Is it time for an existential crisis?

Good words, bad words.

"They’re 'made up' to have us staying because of our accents."

London, again.

Bed and breakfast.

What are your favourite eras in fashion history?

NEWSFLASH! FAST FLICK FATALLY FLOGS FLY

Metal Pig and Fire Horse

Too hot, too greedy.

How do you like your eggs and why is scrambled the only correct answer?

"An orgasm? I haven't blown my nose since Wednesday!"

I am a writer.

Catnip, a blanket, and jail.

We belong together.

Doing it slowly.

Let the light in.

Flamingos, palms and a swampland scam.

Disco all the time.

What’s something small that makes your life noticeably better - that most people wouldn’t think to ask about?

Back to work.

New Year, Noo-dles