Still life.

Don’t forget to order the non-stop butt machine.

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Lately, I seem to be struggling to recall what I’ve done each week. If I didn’t keep notes for this diary, I’d be in Dickie’s Meadow, as my ex-MIL used to say.

But I did make notes, yay me. So…